Content Jokes

After my wife had a stressful day at work, I drew her a bath. She wasn't content.
I'm so upset, I even used color pencils for this.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
“Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” – Benjamin Franklin
"Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
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