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Constantly Jokes

Monster Puns
The local vampire society is constantly growing. They are always looking for new blood.
Quotes
“I’d like to have a kid, but I’m not sure I’m ready to spend 10 years of my life constantly asking someone where his shoes are.”
Damien Fahey
Computer Puns
Does your computer constantly and annoyingly have tons of updates to install?
Of course it does. Software needs to get better over a number of years and you can't rush the progress.

Chrome wasn't built in a day.
Space Pick Up Lines
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
Moon Puns
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
One Liners and Short Jokes
The Scotland football team went to visit an orphanage in Kazakhstan this morning. "It's good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible"
said Anatoly, aged 6.
Funny Animal Poems That Rhyme
here was a dog owner named Mark
Whose beagle would constantly bark
The neighbours would moan
They’d steal Benji’s bone
And toss it away in the park.
Movie Pick Up Lines
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Brain Puns
How did the mother know her child would become a neuroanatomist?
He was constantly staining stuff.
History Puns
Franz Joseph constantly sour about everything because he was always Haydn.
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