Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
How did the mother know her child would become a neuroanatomist?
He was constantly staining stuff.
“I’d like to have a kid, but I’m not sure I’m ready to spend 10 years of my life constantly asking someone where his shoes are.”
Damien Fahey
The Scotland football team went to visit an orphanage in Kazakhstan this morning. "It's good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible"
said Anatoly, aged 6.