Colour

There once was a colour named orange,

...Damnit.
There was a Young Lady whose eyes,
Were unique as to colour and size;
When she opened them wide,
People all turned aside,
And started away in surprise.
There was a Young Lady whose eyes,
Were unique as to colour and size;
When she opened them wide,
People all turned aside,
And started away in surprise.
There was a Young Lady of Dorking,
Who bought a large bonnet for walking;
But its colour and size,
So bedazzled her eyes,
That she very soon went back to Dorking.
My wife hates the colour of her hair...
She's dyeing to change it.
All these years of technological developments and I still haven’t seen a colour photo of a zebra.