Colour Jokes

All these years of technological developments and I still haven’t seen a colour photo of a zebra.
There once was a colour named orange,

...Damnit.
There was a Young Lady whose eyes,
Were unique as to colour and size;
When she opened them wide,
People all turned aside,
And started away in surprise.
There was a Young Lady whose eyes,
Were unique as to colour and size;
When she opened them wide,
People all turned aside,
And started away in surprise.
There was a Young Lady of Dorking,
Who bought a large bonnet for walking;
But its colour and size,
So bedazzled her eyes,
That she very soon went back to Dorking.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
My wife hates the colour of her hair...
She's dyeing to change it.
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
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