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Climb Jokes

Monster Puns
Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
Because a dog was after his bones!
Funny Parenting Quotes
โ€œWhen my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When theyโ€™re finished, I climb out.โ€

- Erma Bombeck.
Banana puns
My wife's been on a banana diet.
She hasn't lost any weight, but you should see her climb trees now!
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
Horse Puns
Why did the horse climb Everest?
She liked mount-ains.
Mountain Puns
Fancy a climb? Mount me in.
Gorilla Puns
Why wasn't King Kong able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
He couldn't quite fit in the elevator.
Giraffe Puns
Today I learned that a giraffeโ€™s neck is so strong a human can climb up it.
Also, I got banned from my local zoo.
Hiking Pick Up Lines
Do you climb? Because baby I can be your rock
Funny Poems
If I were a furry bear.
And had a furry tummy.
I'd climb into a honey jar
And make my tummy yummy!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Whoโ€™s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.
Monkey Puns
Why did the giant ape climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.
Squirrel Puns
I wanted to catch a squirrel but I didn't know how.
So I decided to climb a tree and act like a nut.
Funny Animal Poems That Rhyme
The theoretic turtle started out to see the toad;
He came to a stop at a liberty-pole in the middle of the road.
โ€œNow how, in the name of the spouting whale,โ€ the indignant turtle cried,
โ€œCan I climb this perpendicular cliff, and get on the other side?
If I only could make a big balloon, Iโ€™d lightly over it fly;
Or a very long ladder might reach the top, though it does look fearfully high.
If a beaver were in my place, heโ€™d gnaw a passage through with his teeth;
I canโ€™t do that, but I can dig a tunnel and pass beneath.โ€
He was digging his tunnel, with might and main, when a dog looked down at the hole.
โ€œThe easiest way, my friend,โ€ said he, โ€œis to walk around the pole.โ€

(Amos Russel Wells)
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