Climb

Yo momma so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
If I were a furry bear.
And had a furry tummy.
I'd climb into a honey jar
And make my tummy yummy!
Today I learned that a giraffe’s neck is so strong a human can climb up it.
Also, I got banned from my local zoo.
I wanted to catch a squirrel but I didn't know how.
So I decided to climb a tree and act like a nut.
Why did the giant ape climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.
Why did the horse climb Everest?
She liked mount-ains.
My wife's been on a banana diet.
She hasn't lost any weight, but you should see her climb trees now!
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!