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Claims Jokes

Chuck Norris Jokes
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
Hair Puns
My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.
I donโ€™t think sheโ€™ll be able to pull it off.
Soap Puns
My friend claims he works in a soap factory, adding a key ingredient to the process...
He's a lye-er.
Vegetable Puns
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk.
Jokes For Women
Why shouldnโ€™t you trust a guy who claims he โ€œwears the pantsโ€?
He probably lies about other stuff too.
Greece Puns
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
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