Claims Jokes

Why shouldnโ€™t you trust a guy who claims he โ€œwears the pantsโ€?
He probably lies about other stuff too.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
My friend claims he works in a soap factory, adding a key ingredient to the process...
He's a lye-er.
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk.
My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.
I donโ€™t think sheโ€™ll be able to pull it off.
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