Changed Jokes

"I put a dollar in one of those changed machines. Nothing changed." ~ George Carlin
I was on a flight and I asked for a glass of water. The cabin crew asked “still?” I said “well, I haven’t changed my mind”.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
In an attempt to deter computer hackers I've changed all my passwords to 'Brazil Nut'
That will be a hard one to crack.
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
I could have sworn that my skin had changed color
But it was just a pigment of my imagination.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".

Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
“You know your life has changed when going to the grocery store by yourself is a vacation.” - Anonymous
Q: Did you hear about the pea that changed careers?
A: He went into a different field!
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
I recently broke up with my caterpillar girlfriend.
She'd changed.
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