“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.”
Ashleigh Brilliant
What's the difference between a man and a condom? Condoms have changed. They're no longer thick and insensitive!
I changed my password to "incorrect."
So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect."
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
I didn't want to have brain surgery but I had to.
I guess it changed my mind.
Yo Mama so ugly they changed Halloween to YoMamaween.
To get with the times, Grammar Nazi's have changed their name.
They now prefer to go by Alt-writists.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed in my life.
Like my name, address and telephone number.
The plural of mango should be changed to mengo
Yesterday, I changed a light bulb, crossed the street, and walked into a bar.
My life is a joke.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
My girlfriend really changed after she became vegan
It’s like I’ve never seen herbivore.