Certainly Jokes

Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Have you heard of the hair stylist that refuses to cut hair?
If she won't cut hair to earn a living, she'll certainly dye.
What do you do when your partner drinks your coffee? I don't know, but that's certainly grounds for divorce.
Have a gneiss day! This is one of the simplest rock puns, but it is certainly a gneiss way to start your day out right!
Don't ever think dentists are perfect individuals
They most certainly have floss.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
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