Certainly Jokes

Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
What do you do when your partner drinks your coffee? I don't know, but that's certainly grounds for divorce.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
Don't ever think dentists are perfect individuals
They most certainly have floss.
Have a gneiss day! This is one of the simplest rock puns, but it is certainly a gneiss way to start your day out right!
Have you heard of the hair stylist that refuses to cut hair?
If she won't cut hair to earn a living, she'll certainly dye.
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