Carrot

Did you hear about the carrot detective? He got to the root of every case.
What do you call an turkey with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
This guy walks into the doctor's office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
What do you call an otter with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot!
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
A man goes to the Doctor with a banana in one ear, a carrot in the other ear and a cucumber up his nose. “What’s wrong with me doc?” He asks.
“It’s easy, you're not eating properly.” the doctors replies.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.