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Carrot Jokes

Banana puns
This guy walks into the doctor's office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
Doctor Puns
A man goes to the Doctor with a banana in one ear, a carrot in the other ear and a cucumber up his nose. “What’s wrong with me doc?” He asks.
“It’s easy, you're not eating properly.” the doctors replies.
Bat Puns
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Horse Puns
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
Otter Puns
What do you call an otter with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Turkey Puns
What do you call an turkey with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Rabbit Puns
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
One Liners for Kids
Did you hear about the carrot detective? He got to the root of every case.
Cat Puns
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot!
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