Cancer Jokes

Some guy with cancer insulted my hair today.
Bald words for someone without it.
My father had a colonoscopy.
Turns out he had colon cancer so he had to have surgery to remove the tumor. Now he has a semi-colon.
I've already heard seven cancer puns today.
If I hear tumor it's gonna benign.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
interrupting doctor.
You've got cancer.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
A man with spine cancer walks up to his friend
His friend notices that the man is holding his back while walking up to him
His friend asks "What's wrong?".
The man says "My back is killing me".
My wife was just recently diagnosed with colorectal cancer and now has surgery scheduled to remove a couple of inches of her colon. I expect her grammar will improve as a result.
Because she's going to have to learn how to use a semicolon.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
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