Cancer

Some guy with cancer insulted my hair today.
Bald words for someone without it.
Whats black and eats pu**y? Cervical cancer.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
interrupting doctor.
interr…
You've got cancer.
My father had a colonoscopy.
Turns out he had colon cancer so he had to have surgery to remove the tumor. Now he has a semi-colon.
My wife was just recently diagnosed with colorectal cancer and now has surgery scheduled to remove a couple of inches of her colon. I expect her grammar will improve as a result.
Because she's going to have to learn how to use a semicolon.
I've already heard seven cancer puns today.
If I hear tumor it's gonna benign.