My wife was just recently diagnosed with colorectal cancer and now has surgery scheduled to remove a couple of inches of her colon. I expect her grammar will improve as a result. Because she's going to have to learn how to use a semicolon.
A man with spine cancer walks up to his friend His friend notices that the man is holding his back while walking up to him His friend asks "What's wrong?". The man says "My back is killing me".
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