Cancer

Some guy with cancer insulted my hair today.
Bald words for someone without it.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
interrupting doctor.
interr…
You've got cancer.
I've already heard seven cancer puns today.
If I hear tumor it's gonna benign.
My wife was just recently diagnosed with colorectal cancer and now has surgery scheduled to remove a couple of inches of her colon. I expect her grammar will improve as a result.
Because she's going to have to learn how to use a semicolon.
My father had a colonoscopy.
Turns out he had colon cancer so he had to have surgery to remove the tumor. Now he has a semi-colon.
Whats black and eats pu**y? Cervical cancer.