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Peach Puns
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
Gnome Puns
Did you hear the one about the Troll who tried to pay for dinner with a gnome? He came up short on the bill.
Utensils Puns
I came to a fork in the road.
I proceeded to pick it up.
Ogre Puns
A green ogre came up to me and began saying how stressed he was/
I said, "You're a nervous Shrek."
Funny Aging Quotes
"At my age ‘getting lucky’ means walking into a room and remembering what I came in for." - Unknown
Funny Health Quotes
"The word aerobics came about when the gym instructors got together and said, 'If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it jumping up and down'" - Rita Rudner
Easter Pick Up Lines
I came here looking for a little tail.
Orange Puns
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Tableware Puns
My son took his jar collection way too far
When I came home from work I thought the house was robbed because the door was ajar.
I came home and found my wife naked, except for a porcelain mug on each breast.
She said she was a t-cup.
I met a man with a glass eye this morning...
He didn’t tell me, it just came out in the conversation
Halloween Pick Up Lines
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Nuts Puns
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
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