Buzz Jokes

How does a bee travel to a tree? They get on the buzz.
Hey! Get lost wasp you are a pesky swine
This cherry ice cream is mine ALL mine

You buzz around and make my life hell
Look - this ice cream is for ME it tastes so swell

I need to cool down, gee here it’s really hot
So buzz off pesky wasp or you will swat

(Jan Allison)
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
There was an Old Man in a tree,
Who was horribly bored by a Bee;
When they said, 'Does it buzz?'
He replied, 'Yes, it does!'
'It's a regular brute of a Bee!'
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
What's a bee's favorite hairstyle?
A buzz cut.
What did Buzz Lightyear say to Woody?
A lot. There were three movies, and a couple short films too.
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