Buzz Jokes

Hey! Get lost wasp you are a pesky swine
This cherry ice cream is mine ALL mine

You buzz around and make my life hell
Look - this ice cream is for ME it tastes so swell

I need to cool down, gee here it’s really hot
So buzz off pesky wasp or you will swat

(Jan Allison)
How does a bee travel to a tree? They get on the buzz.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, Buzz Lightyear popped out and said "To infinity and beyond!"
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
There was an Old Man in a tree,
Who was horribly bored by a Bee;
When they said, 'Does it buzz?'
He replied, 'Yes, it does!'
'It's a regular brute of a Bee!'
What did Buzz Lightyear say to Woody?
A lot. There were three movies, and a couple short films too.
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
What's a bee's favorite hairstyle?
A buzz cut.
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