Bugs

What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress? They got married in the spring.
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What kind of bugs live in clocks? Ticks!
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
Where do bugs go to watch the big game? Apple-Bees.
You know what really bugs me?
Insect puns.
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
I'm working on a Yosemite Sam video game.
But it has a lot of Bugs.
My software never has bugs.
It just develops random features.