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Tea Puns
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
Funny Marriage Quotes
โ€œMarriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is the bicycle repair kit.โ€- Billy Connolly
Bread Puns
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
Mother Puns
I'm so glad our Billy inherited his mother's intelligence
...and I got to keep mine.
Goat Puns
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
Funny Money Quotes
โ€œItโ€™s money. I remember it from when I was single.โ€ โ€“ Billy Crystal
โ€œItโ€™s money. I remember it from when I was singleโ€ โ€” Billy Crystal
โ€œThe best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor peopleโ€ โ€“ Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
Funny Animal Quotes
โ€œIn LA we get coyotes in our garbage cans. Coyotes are just like my relatives. They go out in pairs, they whine at night, and they go anywhere thereโ€™s food."
- Billy Crystal
Christian Quotes
A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip. -- Billy Graham
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. -- Billy Sunday
Radio Puns
I should change my name to Billy and get a job as a radio show presenter.
Then I can finally be a Billy-on-air.
Puns
Billy turned in his art project and his teacher said, โ€œThis piece of paper has nothing on it?โ€
Billy replied โ€œI know, I drew a blank.โ€
Billy turned in his art project and his teacher said, โ€œThis piece of paper has nothing on it?โ€
Billy replied โ€œI know, I drew a blank.โ€
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