Billy

What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip. -- Billy Graham
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. -- Billy Sunday
Billy turned in his art project and his teacher said, “This piece of paper has nothing on it?”
Billy replied “I know, I drew a blank.”
Billy turned in his art project and his teacher said, “This piece of paper has nothing on it?”
Billy replied “I know, I drew a blank.”
What do you call a goat that acts immaturely?
A silly billy.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.