Believed

Did you hear about the misguided unicorn lumberjack who was killing humans? He believed he was doing random axe of kindness.
Why did the thieves kidnap the monkey?
Because they believed in gibbon take.
Some things have to be believed to be seen. -- Ralph Hodgson
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
A Tibetan monk sees the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine.
He immediately raises his eyes to the heavens and exclaims "I can't believe it's not Buddha!"
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.