Beef

Is an argument between two vegans, still called a beef?
Why can't the bankrupt Hindu complain? He's got no beef.
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? He's got no beef.
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
My wife made beef stew to clear my stuffed nose...
...bud I don'd dink it was strogonoff.
Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you cant pea soup!
What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.