Beauty

Why did all the unicorns crowd the new beauty parlour? They heard it was unisex.
If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
As for beauty I am not a star,
There are others much more handsome by far.
But my face - I don't mind it,
For I am behind it,
It's the people in front that I jar.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
Beauty is only pig skin deep
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls.
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
Black Beauty - Now there's a dark horse.
I have inner beauty.
And I have the video from my colonoscopy to prove it.