Batman Jokes

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The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Batman walks into a superhero-only pool, he is quickly stopped by a guard, the guard points to a sign that says
"No swimming without supervision."
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
Where does Batman go to take a dump?
To the batroom of course!
What do you call Batman when he is injured?
Bruised Wayne.
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
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