Basket Jokes

I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.
I watched it all unfold.
My dad always used to tell me, "Never put all your eggs in one basket."
Which is probably why we lost the Easter egg hunt.
I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.
I watched it all unfold.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
When my cat sleeps, he snoozes
Inside the laundry basket,
Or on top of a tree,
Crammed inside a shelf,
Where no-one can see.
In empty shopping bags,
And cartons made of cardboard,
On piles of books and newspapers,
And suitcases that are stored.
Curled up under furniture,
In places we’d never think to look.
Or nestled behind a flower pot,
In a hard to find nook.
Since my cat sleeps for at least sixteen hours each day
He must be bored of sleeping in the same old way!

(Santhini Govindan)
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
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