Basket

I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.
I watched it all unfold.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
My dad always used to tell me, "Never put all your eggs in one basket."
Which is probably why we lost the Easter egg hunt.