What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
My dad always used to tell me, "Never put all your eggs in one basket."
Which is probably why we lost the Easter egg hunt.
I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.
I watched it all unfold.