Why did the dog fail his driving test?
Because he couldn’t parallel bark.
What type of dog doesn’t bark?
A hush puppy.
What happened to the dog who ate too much garlic?
Its bark was worse than its bite.
Why don’t dogs bark at their feet?
It isn’t polite to talk back to your paw.
What do a tree and a bog dog have in common?
They both have a lot of bark.