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Balanced Jokes

Cake Puns
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
Food Quotes
"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."
— Barbara Johnson
Funny Health Quotes
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." —Fran Lebowitz
Tea Puns
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,

About Six-tea years to date,

Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,

her cupious amazing traits

Her balanced demeanour

Her Kindness and (earl) grace,

rooibost sense of humour,

too many to name in this teany space,

to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,

let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,

While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,

It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
Mushroom Puns
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
Tiger Puns
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
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