βWhenever Iβm sad, youβre there. Whenever Iβm having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Letβs face it. You are bad luck.β
β Unknown
βA loyal friend laughs at your jokes when theyβre not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when theyβre not so bad.β
β Arnold H. Glasgow
βWeβve been friends for so long, I canβt remember which one of us is the bad influence.β
β Unknown