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A knew a guy with such a bad gambling addiction, that he gambled his arms, legs, and torso away.
I told him to quit while he was a head.
Why is it a bad idea to give a cow marijuana?
The steaks are too high.
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
Bad vegetable puns are dreadful.
It’s a truly rotten experience.
Pre pear yourself for a bad pun.

Dad: Is that a pear?
*Dad points to pear on the kitchen counter.

Child: Yea...

Dad: Then why is there only one?
What do you call a bad electrician? A shock absorber!
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
I’ve been meaning to make a list of bad railroad puns…but I keep getting side tracked.
“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”
Steven Wright
“Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.”
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
I got fired from the bomb disposal squad
Too bad, I had a blast working there.
My singing voice sounds bad in my tiny apartment.
It’s a little flat.
In exactly 3030 years, there's a chance things could be really good, and theres a chance things could be really bad.
I guess it will be 5050.