Attend Jokes

I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
Why don't murderers often attend tea parties?
They prefer a casual tea.
What do winged horses attend in school? Pegclasses.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
Why didn't the peasants attend the Egyptian king's open palace party?
The address was "2, Pharaoh Way"
What event do spiders love to attend?
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Why do brain cells grown in a dish attend the ballet and opera?
Because they are very cultured.
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