Attend

Why do brain cells grown in a dish attend the ballet and opera?
Because they are very cultured.
What do winged horses attend in school? Pegclasses.
What event do spiders love to attend?
Webbings.
Why don't murderers often attend tea parties?
They prefer a casual tea.
My coworker is unable to attend next week’s innuendo seminar.
I have to fill her slot instead.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.