Arrest Jokes

Did you hear about the bear with the bad heart?
It went into kodiak arrest.
You’ve stolen my heart. I hereby place you under cardiac arrest.
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play.
Why couldn’t the police arrest the skeleton?
They couldn’t pin anything on him.
What happened to the criminal magician who ate to much salt?
Cardiac arrest.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
What did the police arrest the hospital patient for?
He was under cardiac arrest.
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play

What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY
The police came to arrest me after I tried to play my cat like a violin
They are charging me with Kitty Fiddling.
Why did the police arrest a cup of snow?
For just-ice
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman for Halloween, told me that I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.
After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.
My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
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