Arrest

My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play.
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play

What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Did you hear about the bear with the bad heart?
It went into kodiak arrest.
You’ve stolen my heart. I hereby place you under cardiac arrest.
What did the police arrest the hospital patient for?
He was under cardiac arrest.
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman for Halloween, told me that I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.
After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.