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Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Kitchen Puns
Anybody who can complete tasks atop the surface of their lower kitchen cabinets is...
counter productive.
4th of July Pick Up Lines
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Food Quotes
"After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations."
— Oscar Wilde
Spine Puns
Does anybody remember the joke I posted about my spine?
It was about a weak back.
Quotes
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George Carlin
Did anybody ever consider that cannibalism would resolve both overpopulation – and world hunger?
Funny Work Quotes
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” — Edgar Bergen
Bathroom Puns
Prince Charles is selling his towel.
If anybody wants a heir dryer...
Family Puns
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
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