Any Jokes

Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigeratir are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all"- Joey Adams
"Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge"- Don Kardong
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
My magic watch tells me you're not wearing any underwear.
You are? The thing must be an hour fast again.
"I'm not sure how the average American would differentiate National Dessert Day from any other day."
– Andy Borowitz
"I sent the club a wire stating, 'Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.'"
"Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any difference."
"If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you."
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
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