Any Jokes

Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
"I sent the club a wire stating, 'Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.'"
"Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any difference."
"If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you."
"I'm not sure how the average American would differentiate National Dessert Day from any other day."
– Andy Borowitz
I'm always really disappointed when I pull up to a yard sale...
And they aren't willing to sell me any of their yards.
Did you hear they are not making yardsticks any longer?
They’re not making them any shorter either.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigeratir are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all"- Joey Adams
"Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge"- Don Kardong
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