|
The nurse asked a patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor.
"Inf front of you?" He asks, shy.
The nurse says: "Well no, but I've seen the naked human body before. The man said, "Not one like mine. You'd die laughing at my naked body."
"Of course I won't laugh," said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional.
In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said the patient, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing a huge male body with the smallest adult male organ the Nurse had ever seen in her life.
In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the Nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out.
And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's private part, she composed herself as well as she could.
"I am so sorry," she said, "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a Nurse and a lady, I promise that it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Bob replied.
She ran out of the room.
|
168 Dad One-Liners So Bad They’re Good
These aren't just jokes; they're a rite of passage, a tradition as old as fatherhood itself. Whether you're a dad looking to expand your arsenal of cringe-inducing humor or someone who secretly loves a good (bad) pun, this collection has you covered.
This Joke Starts with a Female Patient Being Left Outside
When a patient is left outside the operating theater prior to the start of her operation, three "doctors" mill around to check
Joke: A Woman's Clever Answer
This woman just thought of the perfect answer to this cop's accusation.
This Joke Starts With a Guy Laying Half Dead In a Ward
A patient is seriously ill in a hospital bed when it becomes apparent that his meds haven't been administered properly. Things go further downhill...
Joke: The Devil Has a Schedule to Keep...
This joke begins with a man reaching the gates of hell and meeting Satan.
These Hilarious Cartoons Get What Living with Dogs is Like!
The way we are with dogs and the way dogs are with us, is something only dog owners really get. If you're a dog owner these comics will make you laugh a lot!
These Comics Reveal the Funny Truth About Winter Days
These comics perfectly portray the funny side of winter, and you'll find that many of the ideas they present are painfully true!
23:20
Watch Buster Keaton’s Iconic Train Scene in Vibrant Color
In this colorized snippet of “The Goat” (1921) you’ll see Buster Keaton in his most iconic scene where he sits on the front of a speeding train.
These 15 Signs Will Give You a Laugh!
Are you ready for your daily dose of laughs? We really hope you are, as this collection of 15 hilarious signs is beyond funny!
10:55
The Funniest Animals of 2024 are Here!
Sit back, relax, and enjoy the best animal humor of the year!
4:27
Catch Me If You Can: Brave Monkey Plays with Tigers
This monkey isn't afraid of tigers, and has a great sense of humor
8:47
Hilarious: NEVER Let a Stranger Watch Your Car...
A car is a valuable thing, so you could imagine the reaction of these people when...
These Unintentionally Funny Signs Are Comedy Gold
These sign fails are comedy gold you didn’t expect.
22 Witty Comics to Make You Smile
22 of the funniest New Yorker cartoons that are just clever enough to be funny but not mysteriously so.
13:16
Funny Clip: Mr Bean’s Struggle to Stay Awake Is Too Real
You'll laugh at Mr. Bean's creative attempts to stay alert when his body just wants to shut down.
15 Pets Who Definitely Didn’t Approve Their New Look
These pet haircuts had owners laughing and crying.
Veterinarians Who Nail the Comedy Sign Game
Veterinarians have the most hilarious ways of looking at the crazy moments in your pets life and these signs are proof of that!
7:50
These Wedding Day Pranks Will Leave You Gasping For Air
Hilarious wedding pranks that are guaranteed to make you laugh.
People Booked These Stays—And Immediately Regretted It
If you’ve ever had a disappointing hotel booking, these pictures will make you feel better.
Cartoons That Make You Laugh Without Speaking
from religion to family to funny situations, you'll surely find something to raise that smile in these funny cartoons.
These Funny Comics Take a Sharp, Hilarious Look at Life
Enjoy this humorous collection of witty comics by artist David Ostow.
The Funny Lines We Politely Avoid Saying Out Loud
We all wish we had the tenacity to be able to reply to someone being cheeky to us with the wittiest of comebacks. Here are 20 awesome rejoinders.
Hilarious: It's Not Easy Being a Criminal...
When it comes to the perfect crime, these fumbling fools couldn't fail more miserably.
All You Need Today is This Dose of Funny Animal Therapy
Check out this hilarious collection of funny animal photos that will make you chuckle.
10:32
COMEDY CLASSICS: Mr. Bean Goes Ice Skating
Watch this hilarious clip of Mr. Bean having a gala time at the ice skating rink.
How a French Artist Turns Street Signs into Humor
These humorous road signs will give you a good laugh.
Hilarious: The Mathematics of Life Really Don't Add Up...
Math was so dull at school that most of us have forgotten everything. Here's a funny reminder of how it goes...
17 Language Mistakes That Make No Sense at All
These photos might be the best collection of translation confusion we've seen yet.
These Baby Faces Come With Hilarious Inner Monologues
This collection of the funniest photos of cute babies is here to make you laugh! See for yourself and if you find yourself smiling then share it with your friends.
10:45
Funny: The Best Food Pranks Compilation!
Everything food is up this week in this compilation of the best food pranks by Just For Laughs.
What’s Wrong Here? Your Brain Will Have Some Problems...
Take a look at these funny 17 pictures and see how easy it is to trick your brain!
Hilarious: When Men Have Fun Solving Problems
When it comes to health and safety, these men have left their brains at home. Faced with some tricky challenges, they have tried to solve them in funny ways.
These Witty Jokes Will Have You Laughing Out Loud
Which of these short jokes will crack you up?
14 Times DIY Projects Went Off the Rails—Badly
These 14 hilarious DIY catastrophes will make you laugh out loud.
These Truly Outrageous Sights Can Only be Found in Russia!
If you're a huge fan of all things weird and wonderful, then there's no better place for you to visit than Russia. Here's why...
8:49
Funny Things Happen When You Have Dads and Babies Alone
This video is the perfect example of what happens when you leave dads with a sense of humor alone with their babies...
HILARIOUS: 20 Times Technology Gave Up Mid-Task
These hilarious tech fails remind us that even machines have off days.
5:30
What Do Americans Sound Like? A Question with 50 Answers
There isn't one single American accent, but hundreds of them, from the heavy drawl of north Florida to the comical Minnesota accent.
FUNNY: These Designs Defy All Logic!
This hilarious collection is all about engineering fails, construction mistakes and silly designs. Take a look for yourself!
20 Missteps in Translation That’ll Leave You Laughing
Check out these 20 outrageously terrible translations that will make you laugh your head off!
Canada in 23 Hilarious Photos of Pros and Cons
Enjoy these 23 hysterical photos about all things Canadian...
We're Counting on These Math Jokes to Give You a Good Laugh
Add some laughter in your life with these math puns and jokes.
Hilarious: Laugh Out Loud with These Animal Cartoons
Enjoy a hearty dose of laughter with these hilarious animal comics by Jimmy Craig.
17 Ridiculously WEIRD Pictures You’ve Got to See
Check out this collection of weird and confusing pics that will baffle your mind.
Laughter is Just a Click Away...(18 One-Frame Funnies)
Add some laughter to your week with these hilarious horror-themed comics by the legendary Mark Parisi.
To enable your Ad-Free Subscription, please fill the fields below
Your subscription was successful, now you can enjoy an ad-free experience!! Note: To make sure you get no ads, please make sure to log in to your account. If you are logged in already, then refresh the page. The subscription can be cancelled at any time.