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A Man in the Kitchen

Edited By: Shai K.

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Yesterday I sent my dear husband a text message saying:

"Hey sweetie, you see that bag of potatoes? Please peel half and put them in the pot to boil. Thank you!"

When I got home, this is what I saw...

That's the last time he sets foot in the kitchen...

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