How do you stop an Internet troll?
Seize their memes of production.
How do you kill a troll?
Take away its internet access.
What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?
Video game characters have lives.
What do you call a troll that’s in charge?
In control.
Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?
Because other people took the bait.
We've all heard about elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of troll on a poll?
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
Why did the troll go running?
To keep up with you!
What do troll mathematicians like to solve?
Parabolems?
Why did the troll kiss the witch?
To keep her busy in love!
Why do trolls live under bridges?
To troll goats!
What do you call the process of naming the various species of dwarves, faeries, trolls, etc?
Binomial gnomenlature.
You have to hunt down a troll and kill it with a gun. After you find it, you accidently lose sight of it. In rage, you fire your gun. The bullets hit the troll and it dies.
What do you tell the person who sent you on the quest?
- I lost gun-trol.