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Tom Jokes

Mouse Puns
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
Dad Jokes
What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones.
Funny Aging Quotes
"Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes, age just shows up all by itself." - Tom Wilson
Food Quotes
“Red meat is not bad for you. Now, blue-green meat—that’s bad for you!”
— Tom Smothers
Funny Work Quotes
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” — Tom Goins
Cherry Puns
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Corona Virus Jokes
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
Cheese Puns
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
Movie Pick Up Lines
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
Cat Puns
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
Shower Puns
What's the difference between a peeping tom and somebody getting out of a bath?
One is rude and nosy, the other is nude and rosy.
Puns
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.