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Throwing Jokes

Tree Puns
Why do trees make the worst enemies?
Because they are the best at throwing shade.
Why are trees the best frenemies? They are great at throwing shade.
Orange Puns
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
Yeti/ Bigfoot Puns
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
Strawberry Puns
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
Funny Birthday Poems
It’s your birthday, I know
But I couldn’t care less
Where is the cake, that’s the part I love best?
I understand it’s your birthday
But I am telling you now
If the cake doesn’t come soon
I’m throwing in the towel
Sun Puns
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“Having children is like living in a frat house — nobody sleeps, everything s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.”

- Ray Romano.
Corona Virus Jokes
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.
River Puns
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
Jokes For Women
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice! How is a man like a used car? Both are easy to get, cheap, and unreliable!
Meat Puns
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
Tableware Puns
Is plate throwing a trully Olympic sport?
Discuss.
Sky Puns
I don't like clouds. They're always throwing shade.
Fire Puns
Why was the Blonde fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away the W's.