Throwing Jokes

“Having children is like living in a frat house — nobody sleeps, everything s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.”

- Ray Romano.
I don't like clouds. They're always throwing shade.
Why was the Blonde fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away the W's.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
It’s your birthday, I know
But I couldn’t care less
Where is the cake, that’s the part I love best?
I understand it’s your birthday
But I am telling you now
If the cake doesn’t come soon
I’m throwing in the towel
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice! How is a man like a used car? Both are easy to get, cheap, and unreliable!
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
Is plate throwing a trully Olympic sport?
Discuss.
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.
Why do trees make the worst enemies?
Because they are the best at throwing shade.
Why are trees the best frenemies? They are great at throwing shade.