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Thank Jokes

Christian Quotes
The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank. -- Dante Rossetti
Valentines Day Puns
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Corona Virus Jokes
Me: I'll have a Corona please.

Waiter: *Cough*

Me: Thank you.
Halloween Puns
Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!
Bread Puns
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
Dad Jokes
My mum bought me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday.
I couldn't find the words to thank her.
Funny Marriage Quotes
“I’d like to publicly thank my husband [Dax Shepard] for changing half the diapers in our house. I hope he changes all of mine one day…”—Kristen Bell
Rainbow Puns
What did the cloud say to the rainbow? Thank you for adding color to my day.
Ancient Rome Puns
Why did Julius Caesar never say thank you to anyone?
He didn't speak English.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it."
Peach Puns
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
Llama Puns
What do llamas always reply when you thank them?
No probllama.
Puns
Thank you for teaching me about bargaining
It means a great deal.
Christmas Puns
Snow thank you.
Snow thank you.