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Tests Jokes

Flamingo Puns
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Chicken Puns
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
Witch Puns
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
Oral Hygiene Puns
I passed my dentistry tests with an A in my written paper.
In Oral, B.
Orange Puns
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
Rock Puns
How do blondes define hydrophobic on their school tests? A fear of utility bills.
One Liners and Short Jokes
A cynical man wishes to a Genie that he would be a psychic.
The Genie nods and snaps his fingers, and the man is warped back to his home.

Eager to see if the Genie was telling the truth, the man tests his power on a friend. When he failed to make the right guess, he shouted in frustration.

"God. I KNEW this would happen!"
Monster Puns
What do you get when you cross a strict school teacher with a vampire?
Lots of blood tests.
Tree Puns
Why do trees always hate taking tests? Because they keep getting stumped by the questions.
Basketball Puns
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
Dolphin Puns
Why don’t dolphin do well on school tests?
Because they work below C-Level!
Vegetable Puns
Did you hear about that show that tests the listening skills of vegetables?
Its tests the ears of its corn-testants.