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Tests Jokes

Orange Puns
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
Basketball Puns
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
Chicken Puns
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
Dolphin Puns
Why don’t dolphin do well on school tests?
Because they work below C-Level!
One Liners and Short Jokes
A cynical man wishes to a Genie that he would be a psychic.
The Genie nods and snaps his fingers, and the man is warped back to his home.

Eager to see if the Genie was telling the truth, the man tests his power on a friend. When he failed to make the right guess, he shouted in frustration.

"God. I KNEW this would happen!"
Monster Puns
What do you get when you cross a strict school teacher with a vampire?
Lots of blood tests.
Oral Hygiene Puns
I passed my dentistry tests with an A in my written paper.
In Oral, B.
Tree Puns
Why do trees always hate taking tests? Because they keep getting stumped by the questions.
Vegetable Puns
Did you hear about that show that tests the listening skills of vegetables?
Its tests the ears of its corn-testants.
Rock Puns
How do blondes define hydrophobic on their school tests? A fear of utility bills.
Flamingo Puns
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Witch Puns
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
A Long-Living Family
A Portuguese man goes to the doctor. After the test results come in, the doctor says:"Mr. Silva, you’re in very good shape for a 50-year-old." "And who said I’m 50?" "How old are you?" "I just turned 67 in March." "No way! And how old was your father when he died?" "And who said my father died?" "Oh, sorry. How old is your father?" "The old man is 88." "88?! That’s great! And how old was your grandfather when he died?" "And who said he died?" "I’m sorry. How old is he?" "107, and he still rides a bicycle." "That’s wonderful! And your great-grandfather? What did he die of?" "And who said he died? He’s 124 and he’s getting married next week." "Now that’s too much!" Says the doctor, annoyed. "Why would a 124-year-old man want to get married?" "And who said he wanted to get married? He didn’t want to… but he got the girl pregnant."