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Square Jokes

Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
Running Puns
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
One Liners and Short Jokes
Albert Einstein, Blaise Pascal, and Isaac Newton decided to play a game of hide and seek.
Einstein covers his eyes and starts counting.
Pascal runs off to hide but Newton takes a chalk and marks a 1m×1m square on the floor and stands in it.
"Ready or not, here I come!" Einstein exclaims while he opens his eyes. He sees Newton standing out in the open and says "Haha, I found you Newton!"
Newton replies "No, you found Pascal."
Mother Puns
Dad: “Son, your mother and I are thinking about moving to a square island.”
Son: “Wow really? Can I come too?”

Dad: “Four shore!”
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Beaver Puns
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
Tableware Puns
I put my root beer in a square glass
Now I just have beer
My biggest problem with having three square meals a day is that all my plates are round.
Violin Puns
Why was the square dance fiddler arrested for smuggling?
Because of his contra band...
Bathroom Puns
Why can’t a tile walk very well?
He has square feet.
Pickle Puns
Where's a pickle's favorite place to go in London?
Pickle-dilly Square.
Blonde Jokes
Why did the blonde have square boobs? Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes.
Deer Puns
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
Clever Jokes
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
Beer.
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "It," closes his eyes, counts to 10, and then opens them. Pascal is nowhere to be seen. Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He's sitting in a box drawn on the ground, a meter to one side. Einstein says, "Newton, you're terrible, I've found you!" Newton says, "No no, no. You've found one Newton per square meter. You've found Pascal!"