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South Jokes

Funny Animal Poems That Rhyme
I bought a parrot but he has a foul mouth.
I let him loose so that he could fly South.
But he came home again.
This proves that I can't win.
He says the F word two hundred times a day.
He offends everybody and drives them away.
Nobody will take this bird even though I offer to pay them.
I'm going out of my mind, it looks like I'm stuck with him.
I have the only parrot on Earth that's a sinner.
If he doesn't shut up, he's going to be my dinner.
Funny Limericks
There was an Old Man of the South,
Who had an immederate mouth;
But in swallowing a dish,
That was quite full of fish,
He was choked, that Old Man of the South.
Ghost Puns
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
Mouth Puns
There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.
It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.
Travel Puns
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
Christmas Puns
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
Giant Puns
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
What's wrong with those big game hunters?!
British Pick Up Lines
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Train Puns
What did Train say when they visited a sibling in South Korea?
Hey, Seoul Sister!
Penguin Puns
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
Travel Pick Up Lines
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
Snow Puns
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
Food Poems
She had so many chances
Yet she kept muffin it up
Butter intentions were good
Just not much coffee in her cup

Couldn’t make a good decision
Too much waffling back and forth
Always peppered with doubt
Should she head south, no maybe north

Still, she was fun at a party
I would say, hummus a tune
She’d say, Icing because I’m happy
As the words began to croon

Maybe that’s what’s most important
Omelet let her off the hook
So she’s always in a pickle
Doesn’t do things by the book

Once again, I’m gonna help her
Since she is such a good egg
I said, girl, you’d go much farther
If you weren’t such a nut Meg

(Mike Gentile)
Flamingo Puns
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.