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Utensils Puns
why did the spoon show up dressed as a knife ?
Invitation said to look sharp.
Music Pick Up Lines
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
Space Pick Up Lines
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
The Beatles Pick Up Lines
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
Movie Pick Up Lines
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Elvis Pick Up Lines
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
Pot Puns
I was watching a new cooking show where you only get to pick one pan to use the whole time…
It's called, "Do You Have The Skillet Takes?!"
Christian Pick Up Lines
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Kitchen Puns
I was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue. Which is odd because...
Australians usually boo meringue.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Orange Puns
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Garden Puns
What’s the name of the gardener’s favorite show? Lawn and order.
Peach Puns
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”