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Served Jokes

Water Puns
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
One Liners for Kids
Why is justice best served cold?
Because if it were warm, it would be justwater.
Ice Cream Puns
What does an ice cream lawyer say?
You got served.
Bible Puns
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Food Quotes
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
— Calvin Trillin
Mango Puns
‪I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a pot. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa. ‬
Strawberry Puns
‪I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa. ‬
Tennis Puns
They call me Ace, because you just got served.
Volleyball Puns
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Beer Puns
A cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm."
Tableware Puns
I was served by a former police officer at my local Applebee’s, I asked for a cup of water and he gave me a cup of ice instead and said
“Just-ice has been served”
Why did i murder the woman who served me a glass of wine?
Because i wanted tequila.
Justice is a dish best served cold
Because otherwise it would be justwater.
Sports Puns
A tennis ball walks into a bar.
The bar man asks: “have you been served?”