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Season Jokes

Elf Puns
What’s the self-care mantra of elves after the holiday season ends?
“Treat yo’elf.”
Toilet Paper Puns
This flu season, doctors are recommending you wipe your throat down with tissues.
Apparently they're synonymous with clean necks.
Christian Pick Up Lines
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Easter Puns
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
Christmas Puns
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Planet Puns
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
Pumpkin Puns
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never.
Animal Pick Up Lines
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Baseball Puns
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
One Liners for Kids
What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time.
Kangaroo Puns
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!
Cherry Puns
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!