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Season Jokes

Planet Puns
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
Baseball Puns
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
Toilet Paper Puns
This flu season, doctors are recommending you wipe your throat down with tissues.
Apparently they're synonymous with clean necks.
One Liners for Kids
What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time.
Elf Puns
What’s the self-care mantra of elves after the holiday season ends?
“Treat yo’elf.”
Cherry Puns
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Christian Pick Up Lines
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Animal Pick Up Lines
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Pumpkin Puns
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never.
Kangaroo Puns
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!
Easter Puns
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
Christmas Puns
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”