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Recipe Jokes

Pear Puns
Following a recipe, says I need: pears, five cubed. 125 sounds like a lot of pears for a pie…
Food Pick Up Lines
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
Chocolate Puns
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
Food puns
What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? Lettuce alone without dressing.
Turkey Puns
What do you call it when a family passes down a turkey recipe?
Copy and basting.
Peach Puns
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
Food Quotes
“Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.”
― Unknown
Toaster Puns
The recipe said, “set the oven to 180 degrees”...
Now I can’t open the door because it faces the wall.
Spice Puns
How does the recipe for German Sauerbraten begin? "First invade ze kitchen."
Lemon Puns
I’m zesting a lemon for a recipe right now
It’s really appealing
Salad Puns
My DJ friend took my advice and simplified his salad recipe.
he dropped the beet.
What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? Lettuce alone without dressing.
Hand Puns
I got a new bread recipe where you don’t have to get your hands messy by mixing the dough.
It is kneadless, to say.