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Pirates Jokes

Trumpet Puns
How are pirates like trumpets?
They murder the high C’s!
One Liners for Kids
Why are pirates called pirates? Cause they arrrrr.
Parrot Puns
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
Ocean Puns
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
Puns
Why do pirates not know the alphabet?
Because they always get Lost at C (Sea).
How do pirates prefer to communicate?
Aye to aye!
Horse Puns
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
Band Puns
I recently met a musical group of pirates.
They called themselves A-Band-On-Ship.
Hair Puns
What helps a pirates hair grow?
Aaarrrgan oil.
Color Puns
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Orange Puns
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Meat Puns
Pirates used to make a delicious snack for themselves by crossing pate with flowers. They called it “lily livered”.
Music Puns
How are trumpets like pirates?
They both murder in the high C’s.
Fish Puns
What is a pirate’s favorite’s fish?
A pirates favorite fish is a swordfish!
Shower Puns
Why don't pirates shower before walking the plank?
Because they washup on shore.