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Pirates Jokes

Orange Puns
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Puns
Why do pirates not know the alphabet?
Because they always get Lost at C (Sea).
How do pirates prefer to communicate?
Aye to aye!
Music Puns
How are trumpets like pirates?
They both murder in the high C’s.
Horse Puns
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
Parrot Puns
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
Color Puns
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Band Puns
I recently met a musical group of pirates.
They called themselves A-Band-On-Ship.
One Liners for Kids
Why are pirates called pirates? Cause they arrrrr.
Trumpet Puns
How are pirates like trumpets?
They murder the high C’s!
Fish Puns
What is a pirate’s favorite’s fish?
A pirates favorite fish is a swordfish!
Hair Puns
What helps a pirates hair grow?
Aaarrrgan oil.
Ocean Puns
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
Meat Puns
Pirates used to make a delicious snack for themselves by crossing pate with flowers. They called it “lily livered”.
Shower Puns
Why don't pirates shower before walking the plank?
Because they washup on shore.