Pieces Jokes

My neighbor was walking across the street while carrying the game Scrabble then suddenly dropped it, leaving the game board and pieces on the ground.
I said: “Hey Jeff! What’s the word on the street?”
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
What time is it when people are throwing pieces of bread at your head?
Time to duck.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
Why didn’t Bob drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?
It was too cubed.
“Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.” - Jenny Seinfeld
Why do pieces of popcorn always have great birthdays? Because they’re always popping!
"Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces."
— Judith Viorst
Cut a piece of poo into three pieces today.
Now I have turds.
I gave my heart to a girl from Great Britain.
She turns around and Brexit into a million pieces.
I was cutting cheese into very small pieces with a knife. The knife was great but a machine to help would’ve been grater.
Of all the best pieces of wolf advice, this is my favorite, “stand fur what you believe”
I've recently got a job making chess pieces.
I'm mostly working knights.