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Invite Jokes

Food Pick Up Lines
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
Space Puns
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
Owl Puns
Why did the owl invite his friends over?
He didn't want to be owl by himself.
Mushroom Puns
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
Pig Puns
How does a 20-something pig hit on someone?
They invite them over to Netflix and swill.
Christian Pick Up Lines
When are you going to invite me to church?
Dinosaur Puns
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
Ice Cream Puns
Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to their party?
They’re a drip.
Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?
It’s cool.
Witch Puns
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Food puns
Did I invite you to the Barbecue?
Then why are you all up in my grill?
Ghost Puns
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.