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Lightning Puns
My wife drives like lightning.
I don't mean she drives fast - she hits trees.
Dinosaur Puns
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
Head Puns
What do you call it when a pillow hits its head?
A concushion.
Baseball Puns
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
Tennis Puns
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
River Puns
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Weather Puns
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
Boat Puns
Red ship hits Blue ship...
Sailors marooned.
Mushroom Puns
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
Geology Puns
What happens when someone throws a rock at you? Rock bottom hits you.
Owl Puns
Why do owls make such bad baseball players?
Their hits are always fowl.
Avocado Puns
What do you call it when someone hits avocados repeatedly with a hammer?
Gu-whack-a-mole-e.
Jokes For Women
What is the difference between a glass of wine and a man? A glass of wine hits the spot everytime.