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Funny Parenting Quotes
“You dropped your kid off a changing table? Stuff just happens, okay? Last week, my kid ate a cigarette. I caught him playing in the dryer yesterday. I picked up the wrong baby from daycare. I found my baby swimming in the toilet. No judging.”

- 'What To Expect When You Are Expecting'.
Nuts Puns
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
Elf Puns
What happens if an elf catches you being naughty?
Yule be sorry!
What happens to elves who misbehave?
They get the sack.
Orange Puns
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Werewolf Puns
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Yeti/ Bigfoot Puns
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
Witch Puns
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Ghoul Puns
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
Tableware Puns
What happens when you drink beer from a cup?
You both get drunk.
Cherry Puns
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Onion Puns
What happens when an onion burps at the most awkward time? It releases tear gas.