Fell Jokes

Two frogs fell into a bucket of cream
And must paddle to keep afloat;
But one soon tired and sank to rest
With a gurgling sigh in his throat.
The other paddled away all night,
And not a croak did he utter,
And with the coming of morning light
He rode on an island of butter.
The flies came thick to his island home
And made him a breakfast snappy.
The milkmaid shrieked and upset the pail,
And froggy hopped away happy.
We can all find a moral in this rhyme,
And should hasten at once to apply:
Success will come in the most difficult time
If we paddle and never say die!
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
The hotdog severely fell behind in school which is why he has to ketchup.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
A tree fell over in our yard but we aren't sure why.
We're looking for the root cause.
I was trying to reshape the border of my backyard when my neighbors' fence fell over...
Wrong post.
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
A baker fell down the stairs with a platter full of cookies.
As they say, that's the way the cookies crumbled.
My father-in-law fell into a giant vat of sliced cabbage.
Now he's my father-in-slaw.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
What did the zombie say when she fell out with her vampire friend?
- You're dead to me!