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Failed Jokes

Marriage Puns
There are 3 rings in a failed marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring...
And suffering...
Art Puns
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
Peach Puns
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
Theater Puns
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
Witch Puns
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Vaccine Puns
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.”

- James Baldwin.
Zombie Puns
What did the zombie say when he failed the exam?
- I didn't have enough brains.
Clever Jokes
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "Can I have a glass of H2O?" The second chemist says, "Can I have a glass of water, too?" The first chemist breaks down in tears — his assassination attempt has failed.
(He didn't say H2O2)
Strawberry Puns
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
Corona Virus Jokes
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
If I Had a Dollar... Jokes
If I had a nickel for every time I failed a math test, I'd have 83 cents.
Cheese Puns
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
Sibling Puns
I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.
It was hard to differentiate between them.
One Liners and Short Jokes
If I had 5 dollars for every math test I have ever failed then I would have 37 dollars.