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Extremely Jokes

Pumpkin Puns
My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin.
I told him I'd gourd it with my life.
Table Puns
How do you call an extremely soothing table?
A console
Tableware Puns
My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.
It is an extremely rare dish order.
Gorilla Puns
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
Unicorn Puns
What do you call an extremely disgusting unicorn that no one likes? An eeeww-nicorn.
Taco Puns
I was sitting in the toilet at Taco Bell and it reminded me of my divorce.
It was extremely messy and involved a lot of paperwork.
Funny Limericks
An extremely slim model, Miss Slater,
Was attacked by a croc and it ate 'er.
Said her trainer, Tough deal,
What a horrible meal,
We should throw it some greens and potater.
Fire Puns
A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
Meat Puns
What cut of meat do you get from an extremely tired butcher?
A filet mid-yawn
Flower Pick Up Lines
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
Weather Puns
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
Music Pick Up Lines
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
Bread Puns
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
Medieval Puns
During the medieval time period, there weren't many extremely bad people. There were only mid-evil people during that age.