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Orange Puns
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Onion Puns
On my farm, an entire lot of onions had some allergic reactions that broke out in chives!
Poop Puns
A dung beetle spent an entire day rolling a ball of dung up a hill, only to have it fall down to the other side...
Needless to say, he lost his sh*t.
Easter Pick Up Lines
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
Chocolate Pick Up Lines
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
Strawberry Puns
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
Meat Puns
My local restaurant recently lost out on an entire order of the best local beef. No one has herd what happened to it.
Knight Puns
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Food Quotes
“A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.”
― Unknown
“Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!”
― Madeline Oles
Funny Money Quotes
“Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.” - Taylor Meade
"Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. Do you know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets." ~ Jerry Seinfeld