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Dressed Jokes

Funny Work Quotes

“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison

Zombie Puns

Spent the whole day running around dressed as a zombie. I’m dead on my feet.

Funny Parenting Quotes

"When your “mom voice” is so loud even the neighbors brush their teeth and get dressed." - Unknown

Utensils Puns

why did the spoon show up dressed as a knife ?
Invitation said to look sharp.

Viking Puns

A man goes into a Chinese restaurant and sees people dressed like vikings
"Excuse me, ladies and gentleman. I am a well traveled man and the atmosphere of my excursions must be perfect. I must kindly ask you to leave."
A big, muscular man dressed in Viking armor walked up to the man and said
"Norway"

Ancient Rome Puns

Julius Caesar
Was a well dressed romaine.

Corona Virus Jokes

I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking

I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.

Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.

Meat Puns

I invited a turkey over for dinner. He was very late for dinner – when I asked him about it, he said he was busy getting dressed.

Clothes Pick Up Lines

Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?

You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.

Garden Puns

All dressed up and nowhere to grow.

Crow Puns

The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.