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Corn Jokes

Gnome Puns
Why don't gnomes tell secrets in the garden?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears. Plus, the beanstalk!
Ear Puns
I don’t understand why ear biting is a fetish
Almost everyone eats corn.
What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?
Awe shucks!
What has ears but cannot hear?
A field of corn.
One ear of corn says to the other, “I think I have a stalker.”
The other corn replies, “Thats amaizing! Is he cute?” The ear replies, “No, too husky!”
Pea Puns
The difference between popcorn and pea soup, is that you can pop corn, but you can't pea soup.
Blonde Jokes
Did you hear about the blonde corn maze? It only had 1 stalk.
Family Puns
What did the baby corn say to the mother corn?
Where's popcorn?
Worm Puns
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
Taco Puns
Why can't Superman eat the corn tortillas at taco Tuesday?
He's afraid of that chip tonight.
Toxic Pick Up Lines
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Garden Puns
What’s a corn farmer’s favorite animal? The unicorn.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the corn has ears.
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
Crow Puns
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.